It Forms a Halo in the Air around You
I first discovered this site because, well, every now and then my vanity gets the better of me, and I Google my band's name to see if anyone's got anything to say about us. They seldom do, but the last time I indulged my narcissism, I was directed to a post on Helen Caddes' zarpex-Endorsedâ„¢ mog, saying such kind things about The Virgin-Whore Complex that I joined up simply to add a comment thanking her. As luck would have it, I found myself intrigued by the site, and quickly became, as you all know by now, its undisputed champion of taste and opinion, and for all practical purposes, its wise and benevolent monarch. A casual remark of mine might now lay waste to a career, or propel a nonentity to stardom; my least velleity mobilizes entire industries. Perhaps this is too much power for one man to possess. I'll abide by history's verdict.Ah; but my enemies - our enemies - are legion, dear readers. There are those who envy my good fortune, who call me "tyrant," or whose warped minds prefer chaos to the order and prosperity you've all come to rely on under my rule. And one of them, I regret to inform you, has penetrated this very website, where he or she hopes to obstruct our progress by whatever desperate means available. I assure you this saboteur will soon be exposed and made an example of, but a certain degree of damage has already been done.Until recently, clicking on "The Virgin-Whore Complex" brought the curious to a page containing Helen's post. Humble but gratifying, it is no longer to be found. Someone is trying to erase the historical record; to conceal my achievements from the world. They will not succeed.Let the truth shine forth: I attach herewith "Four Alarm Fire in Lover's Lane," a perennial VWC favorite, and obliterate with one stroke this act of cowardice and treachery.And remember: your fealty means a lot to us.
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