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My television was muted the other day, and there were two giraffes fighting. To do so, they were swinging their necks about all fancy-crazy and bashing each other. One of the giraffes eventually was vanquished and fell down, and then my little sister came and turned on Hannah Montana and I do not know if giraffes can get back up after falling down and hell if this is not disturbing me as knowledge I feel like I need.

Also cause I feel like I need to talk about music Beast Moans by Swan Lake was my first vinyl which I bought saturday because I have heard it is great. It is 80% great, and that is my review of that!

Posted on 01/14/2008
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Sturgell says:

"It is 80% great, and that is my review of that!"

Your review is about 85% pure comedy and that's my review of that.

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The other 15% is a sense of ennui and confusion in this crazy ol' chaotic world stemming from a lack of knowledge, however, UPDATE! I found out!

"They can get back up. Giraffes fight only for mate, not food. They can stand up more easily, than other animals because they have long legs. Elephants can stand up. They take time, but at any cost, they stand up."

Giraffes fight only for mates, not food, much like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

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"Giraffes fight only for mates, not food, much like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie." I tip my hat, sir.

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