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Yeah, that's what I want to hear in a hook.

Posted over 4 years ago
A few days ago I thought about making a post about a song you might have heard. Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls", which I'm quiet tired of because of its hook. Well, Maura and everyone over at Idolator already posted that, on Monday. So, while it would be redundant of me to ask why I should dance to "suicidal, suicidal", I ask some other questions. Did he actually do his first crime in '99, or was that just to rhyme? Did he actually commit a crime? Why is his name so damn unoriginal? Why would he put "suicidal, suicidal" in a hook? It doesn't fly with some of us. Also, how did he get beautiful girls to "do his dirt"? I don't believe it. Here's the video:
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Comments (14)

  1. belle du jour
    belle du jour says You're dead on watchbatteries (no pun intended)
    I'd rather watch for the hook myself.
    Courtesy of Dungeon Family.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  2. chucky
    chucky says 1. He did, in fact, commit his first crime in 1999. But, he was 6 and he only stole penny candy from the 7-11. This *did* get him massive street cred with the other 1st graders though. At least until he cried while he was in time out. 2. His name is unoriginal because his mother wanted him to have a real future. 3. Because, without Carrie's powers, he didn't really have a way to get back at all the kids that laughed at him at prom and that was the only other option. 4. He's a damn liar. Anything else I can help with?
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  3. watchbatteries
    watchbatteries says belle du jour: ah, the DF. They used to have OutKast! and Bubba Sparxxx for a minute before he, you know, made Ms New Booty. ashley.: 1.That makes him 13 or 14, and he looks a bit older than me. Also, I don't believe there are 7-11s in Jamaica, the country. As opposed to Jamaica, Queens. 2.I don't think his mother changed their last name to Kingston. 3. So, I guess he got all emo because of that. 4. Well, that's how you get the girl. What are Friday's Mega Millions numbers?
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  4. belle du jour
    belle du jour says Ms New Booty!!! A beautiful ballad dedicated to truly loving ones inner beauty.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  5. watchbatteries
    watchbatteries says Why of course, that's what you would expect from someone whose first single proclaimed "let's be honest, none of us will date a model"
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  6. chucky
    chucky says 06 78 54 89 50 mega ball=45 Some people look older than they are, what can I say? If there are McDonald's in China why wouldn't there be 7-11s in Jamaica? What, you think no one in Jamaica has the last name Kingston? Of course they do. Yes, that is why he's emo. And yes, sometimes lying works, although not for long.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  7. belle du jour
    belle du jour says So do you think Bubba named himself off that fine malted energy drink, Sparxx?
    Did he hit up the store constantly for Bubbalicious and Sparxx?
    And maybe thats really what Sean Kingston went down for...stealing cases of Sparxx from the cornerstore, throwin um down, and then chillin in the park after dark.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  8. watchbatteries
    watchbatteries says ashley in the triad:hm. I look older than I am. 7-11 seems to only be in America. Well, there is Mitch Richmond, but I've never heard of anyone with the last name of Philadelphia. I'm too nice a guy to do that. Belle: Actually, he got his name because 1)Bubba is a common Southern nickname and 2)Sparxxx is electrifying, while the "xxx" represents extremely potent moonshine. For real. Also, aren't they sparcs, and they didn't exist back in 99.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  9. belle du jour
    belle du jour says I still like the Bubbalicious and Sparxx idea...but damn do you know your name history. And Sparxx is spelled just like that...dos equis (XX) tho not three, and it is probably post 99.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  10. watchbatteries
    watchbatteries says I was part of my school's academic challenge tournament-winning team. Dos equis....more alcohol. I don't drink.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  11. chucky
    chucky says in the triad:hm? Why do I always end up confused when I talk to you? haha.
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  12. watchbatteries
    watchbatteries says fine, Central NC
    Permalink posted 07/05/2007
  13. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Ahhhh...D to the F. Back in the good ol' days when Cee-Lo was a rapper. :) Oh, well. At least Andre is back.
    Permalink posted 07/06/2007
  14. annieander
    annieander says I bought this single because my 11 year old wanted it. I know this is an old thread, but I had to check out this Sean character after I heard the song, and what an unlovely song it is.
    Permalink posted 07/28/2007

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