Sam Hell never gets that cold
A wife that wears his 'in' stocking hat
You never knew if you'd been dead or just old
Bacon you never need to bring home

Sam Hell gets you redeemed by grace alone
She's known for making good, gravy and cat, a cat
The cellulite won't wash away
Nothing goes on he doesn't want to
Sam's the Mayor of First Avenue

Heart attack time to eat and pay