On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
That she catches, that she catches all the stares
They talk to me, they ramble on in my ears
But of all the relationships I've been in
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
To my twenty-six the others can't compare

I haven't known too many women
I would bet anyone fifty dollars

On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
She's my best bosom buddy, she's my partner
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six

She is fine, incredibly fine, it's no wonder
I would follow five hundred miles away from home

And their conversation's boring

Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six

On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
Anywhere, anywhere she would go
In the things I find important to share
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
What's this I hear about these perfect tens
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
'Cause I only wagon on the surest things
On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
My colleagues squawk about
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
A hundred pounds, a hundred pounds of trash
On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
Throughout my less than lustrous career
On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six

Them Ritzy girl friends

On a scale of one to ten, my baby's a twenty-six
Just for a fling, for a fling
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six
Twenty-six, my baby's a twenty-six