This is why a band hires a bodyguard
Wouldn't have missed
Stop, look, listen hard
If the driver's allergic

This is why I needed a library card
John Woo, John Woo

Don't prepare you for this
John Woo

A real buzz-killer
John Woo, John Woo
A little Killer's Kiss
John Woo
Fear draws 'em, don't let it show
When a bug plays chicken
Fear finds 'em knocking about
Feathers fly
Driver, there's a mad bee in the limo
Stop, look, listen hard

Driver, there's a bee trapped in the limo
A little bit Face-Off
Fear draws 'em, don't let it show
John Woo, John Woo
Stop, look, listen hard
John Woo, John Woo
One sting, we die
John Woo, John Woo
I don't care if the wind blows
All those John Woo showdowns
I don't care about the heat
This is why a band hires a bodyguard

I'm just making him meaner
John Woo, John Woo
Driver, there's a metaphor trying to get out
With every flick of my Gucci-wielding wrist