I mean what the heck
Where's my sandy beach, yeah
But everyday, every night time I find
I got no Ts on my skin
Mystery achievement, you're on my mind, on my mind
But you know me, I love pretending
I have my dreams like everybody else
All of your promises

Don't fill me with pride, no
Mystery achievement, you're so unreal
I could ignore you

Your demands are unending, yeah

Mystery achievement, you're on my mind, on my mind
Everyday, every night time I feel
And do the Cuban Slide, Slide, Slide, Slide
But everyday, every night time I find
I just want to get out on the floor

I got no trophies on display, I sign them away
Mystery achievement, you're so unreal
Mystery achievement, you're on my mind, on my mind
Mystery achievement, you're so unreal
But their out of reach, I said right out of reach
Everyday, every night time I feel
But everyday, every night time I find
Mystery achievement
Everyday, every night time I feel