I shot my mouth off
You got paint stick all over the scars and lumps and bumps
Another human interest story, you are that
I was a good time, yeah I got pretty good
Oh, but the prestige and the glory
A good time was guaranteed for one and all
Honey you gotta pay
’Cause I needed to find out what the thing was for been reading
At changing tyres upstairs bro
Tattooed love boys have got you where I used to lay
Like I’d like it little tease, but I didn’t mean it
But man the time came to explore
You’re gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man
The tattoos target practice in the hall
I went apewire ’cause I thought
I, I, I, I found out what the wait was about
Well ha ha and too bad, but you know what they say
But you mess with the goods doll
Now I see you all impressed and half undressed
While waiting for their number to get called out
Stop snivellin’
And you showed me what that hole was for