The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
The moorings have been dropped
Don't bore me
The worst joke ever, I never

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right"
The weights unleashed
Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime
Now I am floating I feel released
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
But you're disfiguring your own
Slips on the eight ball, falls on his knife
Everything is crystalline, simple and free
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

The worst joke ever, I never
When is the first time you heard that one, 1954?
Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
You're not hurting anybody else's chances

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

Get to the punch line, fall to the floor
Don't bore me, I never