Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I wanna kiss and hold her tight
I used to have to say, Billy, does your bulldog bite?
I wanna kiss and hold her tight
So quit foolin' around

I haven't seen him around here all night
I used to have to say, Billy, does your bulldog bite?
So quit foolin' around
So quit foolin' around
So, Billy, where's your bulldog Spike?
Well, so I went down to the pound
And I got me a female hound
And tell me Billy, does your bulldog
Meanest dog that I've ever seen
And tell me, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I gotta see your sister tonight
I bet that now he feels alright
One that, that old bulldog would like

Billy does your bulldog, Billy, does your bulldog bite?
I wanna kiss and hold her tight
And tell me, Billy, does your bulldog
I walk by and she's wavin' from the door
Billy, does your bulldog, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I think she likes me but I don't know for sure
I gotta see your sister tonight
Her kid brother's got a dog that's mean
I don't miss him a bit
So tell me, Billy, where's your bulldog Spike?
Can't even set a foot in her yard
I gotta see your sister tonight
And I turned her loose on him tonight
Hey, little Billy, why're ya laughin' so hard?