My doorknob keeps on turning, there must be spooks around my bed
Keep on stirring my malted milk, mama, until I change my mind
Baby, you're just as welcome to my loving as the flowers is in May
Malted milk, malted milk, keep rushing to my head
My doorknob keeps on turning, there must be spooks around my bed

Malted milk, malted milk, keep rushing to my head

Baby, fix me one more drink and hug your daddy one more time
Baby, fix me one more drink and hug your daddy one more time
And I have a funny, funny feeling and the hair's rising on my head
And I have a funny, funny feeling and I'm talking all out my head