It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
We realized we're both to blame
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since I laughed at you and said
I like the Sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
I hope the smoking man's in this one
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Five days since you laughed at me saying
I have a history of taking off my shirt
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Hot like Wasabe when I bust rhymes
Five days since you tackled me
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Chickity China of the Chinese chicken
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
We're dans la maison
But what could we do?

Hold it now and watch the hood wink
Big like Leann Rimes
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
It's been one week since you looked at me
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

It's been one week since you looked at me
Birch mount stadium, home of the Robbie
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
You'll think you're looking at aqua man
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Because I'm all about value
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
I summon fish to the dish although I like the Chalet Swiss
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
You'll have to sign a waiver
The vertigo is gonna grow
Can't understand what I mean?
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
As I make you stop think
Get that together come back and see me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Watchin' X files with no lights on
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
Gonna get a set of better clubs
That make me think the wrong thing
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Like snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
'Cause it's so dangerous
Okay, I don't make films
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me

I have a history of losing my shirt

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing
Like Sting I'm Tantric
It's been three days since the afternoon

Three days since the living room
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom Anime Babes
Well, you soon will