I said, "I'm ready for my close up now, Mr. Demille"
What I meant to say was, "Why is your life a joke?"
Got up this morning rolled out of bed
I have a sneaking suspicion, you will never understand
Then, I went down to that ugly bar and

Hey maybe I'll see you down by the Rocky and Bullwinkle
Why I listened in the first place to you?
That overlooks a billion years of history
'Coz that day in my life, that day in my life
Oh yeah, something else
'Coz it makes me sad

Well I wonder what you do with that expensive piece of land
'Coz that day, never should have taken place

I clicked my heels three times just like you said

And you have the guts to tell him, how he hurt you

But you let me down
I dreamt tomorrow, had a prettier face
I hope one day you call up your father
And we can talk to that charlatan psychic
She's got a run in her stocking
'Coz, I stood on that empty street alone
Called my mother said, "Hi"
I waited for the light, but it never shone
'Coz this day, in my life still cannot explain
And she can paint a prettier picture of your future
You're legs feel like sandpaper, you can't do anything right"
I spilled a diet coke

And I climbed that road to your empty house
And he made you hurt another
And she's missing the heel of her shoe
I dreamt tomorrow, would have better things to say
Than, "You look like shit, what's your problem, bitch?
The anticipation was a turn on