What a break from a brutal life
What's he like? Is he real? Hold on
Some days I wish the world away

Stole everything but genius
Remember we fucked up the gravy
Fighting evil with your supersonic sword
Often think with a drink in my hand
Hadn't seen such a smile on your face
Christmas Day, New York, Paris, L.A., some day
Now I find out you're a super hero reborn
Best friends sometimes steal the gifts they give
All your life was to be special and adored
He used to chase me round from London town
Sneaks away to smoke a girt
Christmas Day, New York, Paris, L.A., some day

He used to chase me round from London town
Best friends sometimes steal the gifts they give
I wanna wash away the subtleties, burn away the Christmas tree
That you knew your words would be appreciated some way

I wanna wash away the subtleties, burn away the Christmas tree
He used to chase me round from London town
Disarray, you just disappeared
Christmas Day, New York, Paris, L.A., some day
And you flew away with a broken wing, your way
He's an angel with a dirty face
I don't think I want to know the answers
Christmas Day, New York, Paris, L.A., some day
But the Christmas song just left your head
Since we harmonized a little Bing Crosby
I can't live without you, you're my man

Best friends sometimes steal the gifts they give

He used to chase me round from London town

I wanna wash away the subtleties, burn away the Christmas tree
Children need you as you are
Some days, I wish the world away
Some days, I wish the world away

Christmas Day we were the best of friends
10 Days later your girl says yes
Best friends sometimes steal the gifts they give