It's just people having a good time
And oh, my room is cold
I would steal away"
"If I had your limbs for a day
Where the slime and the grime

In our different ways we are

I'm calling you from the foyer
And oh, my invalid friend

Where the men and the women
Never having to choose
Of the Sands Hotel
Oh, my invalid friend

And I cannot or I do not
The same
You slam the receiver when you say
I'm disputing the bill
You slam the receiver when you say

"If I had your limbs for a day
I'm calling you from the foyer
And you, my invalid friend
And you, my invalid friend
It's not low life
Of this awful hotel
Gel
I would steal away"

And the drunkards keep on drinking
And oh, my room is cold

Are acquainted quite well
And I'm envying you
I'll sleep in my clothes