But I ain't got a phone

Where there used to be a TV
You can take it with you when you go
As soon as I get some new clothes
If I had me a glass, Lord, I'd pour me a drink
It was a man who'd never been left who said

You can take it with you when you go
Well, I'd kill that sucker in a heartbeat
Can take it with you when you go
It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show

And never once stub my big toe
I oughta call somebody
Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink

You can't take it with you when you go
Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink
If I had me a glass, Lord, I'd pour me a drink
Well, I could close my eyes and run through this house
Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink
It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
Well, I'm sittin' here on this hard floor
Just goes to show
I was so naive to have ever believed
Where a big soft couch used to be

If I had me a glass, Lord, I'd pour me a drink
You can't take it with you when you go
And I'm gonna have to get a new washin' machine
You can take it with you when you go
And I'm starin' at a bug on the wall
If I could find me anything to throw
It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show