Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself

Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I couldn't pick up
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
She's got the smile of a side show clown but she stands and delivers
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
She holds the wall up with a broken shoulder, so I started walking
Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself
She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river
Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself

I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I couldn't pick up
Baby, you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
I spilt my liquor and my buzz is gone and I stroll in easy
I see a looker with a neon top, so I started talking
I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rhythm

I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rhythm
I turn the corner and who do I spot, it's that girl from TV