I'm selling Silly Putty door to door
As he's breathin' on me
You see it's bringin' me to my knees
And up on the shelf it seems to help

As we all wilt
As we all wilt
Watching you wilt
Now if I may I'll walk away
With their buckets full of elephant ears
The filthy feeling, frigid and cold

About the magic monkey's total control
His breath is bringin' me to my knees
If I can keep a little bit of disease
Watching you wilt
Biting my nails to the fairy tales
See I got Indian Ken and his fleabag friends

As it's feedin' on me

Pea green the feeling
Come right away and help me bathe away