Football coach
With a toothpick in his mouth
Driver's seat don't care
Parked in front of the bar
Are on the car
But the guy in the
In the park
The sofa and the fridge
Burnin' out and doin' lawn jobs
So there's a high school
And the stray dog
It never got to drive

With beer and cigarettes

And his magic hair, it's magic
And there's a car load of kids
The foothills brown
Sittin' on the couch
The supervisor guy
And we're drivin' all over town

Have to work in the dark

Turns off the factory lights
That the farmer found
Were used to paint
There's a shitty limousine

A chocolate shake, little trick
With his weird cologne
So the robots
Any movie stars
And the used-up krylon cans

But they aren't strapped down
Won't forget the day
He tricked him with