I've got this great idea
That you would change if it were up to you

Watch the Rockford Files and
Fine pewter portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Sometimes I wish I was that way
So think about your masterpiece
You never rest
Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fucking Mint?
Unearned unhappiness
Singing whatever and ever Amen
Unearned unhappiness
Fighting the battle of who could care less
But there are some things
You're my hero I confess

It sucks me in when you're aloof
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Call to see if Paul can score some weed
Every day you wake up late
It sucks me in, it sucks, it works
This should cheer you up for sure
And you're all dressed up like the Cure
Oh well, maybe not, I'll try again
I know it's cool to be so bored
See I've got your old I.D.
Do you never rest?

I guess it's cool to be alone

That's alright, I guess
Will you never rest?
You think Rockford Files is cool