Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
You shouldn't push me around, 'cause I will, yes I will

Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will
Now I'm big and important
I still got beat up after class
Now look who's telling who what to do

Yeah, now I'm big and important
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
For your little minds to blow
You'll be sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
Now look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass
A badass mother G.I. Joe
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now

Made me cry, Jane, remember second grade?
I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV

You will be sorry
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me, you said, you'd rather die
I'm your nightmare little man, Vic, you stole my lunch money
Now kiss my ass, goodbye
September '75 I was 47 inches high
September '75, September '75
Now look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass, goodbye