This guy says, "Come and meet my girlfriend"
I'm as human as the next girl, I like a bit of flattery
I'm a five foot mirror for adoring himself

You think you're such a ladykiller
Hey you, the muscles and the long hair
You get the picture

Call it what you will, oh
I wanna tell him
Your school of charm mentality so
When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before
But you were nothing special 'til you turned out the light
I'm weak and he was so persistent
Most guys just don't appreciate this
When he's nice to me he's just nice to himself
And he's watching his reflection
But, Christ this guy's too much
Save your breath for someone else and credit me with something more
I wanna tell him

You'll think you're such a ladykiller, I just bet you're still there
When you say you love me you're just flattering your vanity
He flirted like a maniac but I wouldn't bite

He only had to have me 'cause I put up a fight
Ooh, you're such a ladykiller, always on a winner
You just try convincing me you're better than them
He liked to talk about himself all day and all night
Posing in the mirror
But I see he's feeling itchy
Oh God, the boy had such an ego

But I don't need your practiced lines your
Save your breath for someone else and credit me with something more
Telling me that women are superior to men
Blondie was with me for a summer
So I say, "Hello" and I try to be nice
Hey girls, he's such a lady killer, but we know where he's coming from

Oh boy, you're such a ladykiller, super sexy mister
"Girls, girls, please don't fight"
Thinking that you're in there
When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before
Here's seven years bad luck
So he talks for hours about his sensitive soul
And we know the score
I don't even think he even wanted it
And his favorite subject is sex
Here comes the next one
She's sitting in the corner looking rather uptight
Trying to play us off each other
But I don't need your practiced lines, your school of charm mentality so