But with any luck I'll take one home tonight
Women, ain't no winnin'
Women, can't understand 'em
I've made one scream my name to the good Lord by and by

I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away
Women, they're all crazy

Women, take it from me
Some hide it well and some just let it show
When all they want to do is fuss and fight
Just can't ever seem to make one stay
But tryin' to is what makes the world go 'round
I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away
I've made a sad one laugh and I've made a good one cry
I've made one scream my name to the good Lord by and by
I've been around enough of them to know

I just can't ever seem to make one stay
Women, keep our heads spinnin'
I've made a sad one laugh and I've made a bad one cry