Ahh hell nah
I was like, "What the hell is this? I can't believe you took it there"
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
I'm about to take it back, I'm about to take it back
Ahh hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas

I hate you!
Tore it open and what did I see?
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, ho ho ho
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ahh hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh hell nah
My man, came to the door

Ahh hell nah
Yo, they don't even sell those anymore
Santa, you best to get at me
Ran downstairs to open gifts up
No fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, ho ho ho
Can't believe you did this to me
Yo I'm getting pissed 'cause everything is crap

This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, ho ho ho
Ahh hell nah

No fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, Merry Christmas, ho ho ho

Can't believe you did this to me
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want?
Ahh hell nah
Ahh hell nah
Ripped it open and what did I see?
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ahh hell nah
We been going out for four or five months
So I, shook the box up like what could this be?
Santa, you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Ahh hell nah
What the hell is that? I don't need a VCR
I'm about to take it back
Ahh hell nah

My gift in his hand
Can't believe you did this to me
Santa, you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Yo I'm getting pissed, 'cause everything is crap
Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la
Where's the DVDs?
It sounds just like a Fendi to me
Ahh hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
So I shook the box up like what could this be?
I was like, "What the hell is this? This ain't what I asked for"
Ahh hell nah
Ahh hell nah
What the hell is this? Now you've gone really far

"What the hell is that? A Barbie magic castle?"
Christmas ain't what it used to be
"What the hell is that? Yo, where'd you find a care bear?"
I know he gonna give me just what I want, what I want
Everything is crap, everything is crap, everything is crap
Santa, you best to get at me
Don't sound like a Fendi to me
Can't believe you did this to me