Gonna find the place where the werewolves hang
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Keepin' arms length from the long arm law
Heaven can't help a teenage witch

From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Always taste better when you're sittin' in jail
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Goin' to the bank for a fifty dollar draw
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Knockin' on the door for a fifty dollar bang
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

After all the turds that I had to kiss
Little lizard legs and little lizard tails

Silky gown, pink and brown
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch

Still I don't think that I can resist

Shuts you down and shuts you up

Shuts you down and shuts you up

Silky gown, pink and brown
Where did you find such a rockin' vest?
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Said get away kid, you've become a pest