But if she did, he'd have taken her to Paris
Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller

And if she did, she might be alive
Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
Oh ohh, Henry Miller
Oh ohh, Henry Miller

Tied her to the bed and eaten dinner off of her
Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
And if she did, she might be alive
Not like a photograph in a magazine
And okay maybe she'd have died the same, anyway
But Marilyn Monroe should have married Henry Miller
Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller

Oh ohh, Henry Miller

Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
And if she did, they'd have fucked every day
Oh ohh, Henry Miller
She lived outside the Tropic of Capricorn
This is not a knock against Arthur Miller
And if she did, she'd have felt like a woman
'Cause if she did, he'd have taken her to Paris
Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
Death of a Salesman is my favorite play
Oh ohh, Henry Miller

And if she did, she'd have smoked a lot of opium
Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
I don't even know if she knew Henry Miller
But if she did, he'd have taken her to Paris
And if she did, she'd have dyed her hair blue
But if she did she'd have had more fun