Make a pretty woman look down every time
Make a pretty woman look down every time
Horned-back kicks with a seven-row stitch
And twenty-five dollar pair o' handmade genuine fine

They were made by a little man down in El Paso
Horned-back kicks with a seven-row stitch
I got the baddest boots on the boulevard
Let's take a stroll, lookey here
And these twenty-two hundred
They make a man proud walking through a crowd
And twenty-five dollar pair o' handmade genuine fine

Yeah, they're made to fit and they're hard to find
I got the baddest boots on the boulevard

I was passin' through town, singin' at the rodeo
Yeah, they're made to fit and they're hard to find

Make a pretty woman look down every time

And a three dollar sidewalk shine
Look here girl, yeah, they're bad alright
Yeah, they're made to fit and they're hard to find
Horned-back kicks with a seven-row stitch
That had that little secretary, dialed right in

He said, "They cost a little more but for what it's worth

And a three dollar sidewalk shine
And twenty-five dollar pair o' handmade genuine fine

It's these twenty-two hundred
Make me wanna tuck my britches' legs inside 'em
When I pull 'em on I start singin' a song
She wasn't lookin' at me, man, she was lookin' at my feet
Now it wasn't my charm and it wasn't my grin
Whoa, nothin' else can stand beside 'em
They're the baddest boots on the boulevard
I got the baddest boots on the boulevard
Yeah, the baddest boots on the boulevard
Yeah, the baddest boots on the boulevard
There ain't another pair like 'em on God's green earth"
Then I handed him my money and he sized me up
And my twenty-two hundred
And a three dollar sidewalk shine