She uses vaseline
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
Vaseline, vaseline
(Be real orange)

(That you buy at the store)
Magazines, magazines, magazines
(She's always changing)
She likes her hair to be real orange
She don't use jelly or any of these
He uses magazines

(She don't use nothing)
(Reminds me of Cher)
She don't use butter, she don't use cheese
I know a guy who goes to shows

When he's at home and he blows his nose
(She likes her hair to)
She uses tangerines
(The color of her hair)
He don't use napkins or any of these
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
Tangerines, tangerines, tangerines
She don't use nothing that you buy at the store
She's always changing the color of her hair
Tangerines, tangerines