She don't use jelly or any of these
She don't use nothing that you buy at the store
(That you buy at the store)
He uses magazines
(Be real orange)
(Reminds me of Cher)
When he's at home and he blows his nose
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She uses vaseline
She likes her hair to be real orange
She don't use butter, she don't use cheese
Tangerines, tangerines
(She don't use nothing)
Vaseline, vaseline
(She likes her hair to)
(She's always changing)

Magazines, magazines, magazines

He don't use napkins or any of these
(The color of her hair)
She uses tangerines
Tangerines, tangerines, tangerines
She's always changing the color of her hair
He don't use tissues or his sleeve

I know a guy who goes to shows