So be Donald Trump or be an anarchist

Nobody talks about my super theory of super everything
Instead it's 1 in the morning and DJ's patching up the chords

And nothing gets these bitches going, not even gypsy kings

I understand the cultures of a different kind
Proper couples start to mumble that it's time to go
Everybody's full of cake, staring at the floor
Where's the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it going 24 hour

But here word celebration just doesn't come to mind
Where's the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it going 24 hour
Where is the musicians that got the taste?
Make sure that your wedding doesn't end up like this
Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring?
Where's the supply that's gonna last three days?

Where is the musicians that got the taste?
Where's the supply that's gonna last three days?
Have you ever been to American wedding?
Ah, people gotta get up early and she's got a boyfriend
People gotta get up early and they gotta go
And this whole fucking thing is one huge disappointment