Come on home to your adobe
Stop alla your a-drinkin'
They giving green stamps with tequila

With that floozie named Flo
How come ya leave me all alone?
And slap some mud on the wall
Your doggy's gonna have a puppy

Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl
No enchiladas in the icebox
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loadsa roaches in the hall
Well, if you're gonna keep on messin'
Speedy Gonzales

How come ya leave me all alone?

And the television's broke

I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt
And we're runnin' outta coke
She needs some tortillas and chili peppers
Speedy Gonzales
Away from tannery row
You better come home, Speedy Gonzales

Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder
Hey, Rosita-come quick, down at the canteena

I smelled some perfume in your ear
Don't bring your business back a-here
Speedy Gonzales
Speedy Gonzales
Why don'tcha come home?
Why don'tcha come home?