He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should
Another season, another reason
But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks
Weddings make a lot of people sad
For makin' whoopee
That's what you get, folks
The groom is nervous
When I see somebody's brother take a bride
Another bride, another June
Maybe, that is why I see the funny side
He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?"
For makin' whoopee
She feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right
Of makin' whoopee
You better keep her, I think it's cheaper
He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe
Picture that same sweet love nest
He doesn't make much money
Than makin' whoopee

Yeah, don't forget, folks
Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that?
What's this I hear, can't you guess? No
Who can blame him? He answers twice

She sits alone 'most every night

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
Another sunny honeymoon
Down where the roses cling, it's very romantic

Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you
He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number
It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee
Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops
For makin' whoopee

Another year, what, or maybe less
He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he?
Says, you pay six to her
Picture a little love nest, I got you
Some judge who thinks he's funny

But if you're not the one, they're not so bad
He's makin' whoopee