My tongue is tied
And I'm bored to tears
I can get you something
Looking for sympathy
I'm told it's everything a man could want

I'm bored to tears, yeah
My interests are starting to wane
Haven't got a mind left to speak
Light bulbs are getting dim
If you're looking for cut throat
You're gonna find, you'll find yourself alone
If you're looking for an accomplice
Haven't had a decent meal
Sense of humor's void and numb

There's a constant ringing in my ears
I'm bored to tears, yeah
Singing a bad note, looking for a scapegoat
My interests are starting to wane
My brain is fried
Sense of humor's void and numb
And I shouldn't complain
Conversations getting dull

I'm told it's everything a man could want
And I shouldn't complain
And I'm skinny as a rail
Conversations getting dull

Light bulbs are getting dim
There's a constant buzzing in my ears

A confederate, somebody who's helpless

Haven't slept a week for real
And I'm bored to tears
I'm bored to tears, yeah

Something good, something good to eat
You're gonna find, you'll find yourself alone
I'm bored to tears, yeah