Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
I had sex with my woman’s best friend
Look, you send a naked woman and feel me up
Feel like you put something in me drink, gal
I had sex with my woman’s best friend

Too much of one thing, gal, we glide you up
Say Shaggy drink 'cause a me boots are up
Listen, woman, me nah know about what you a think, gal
Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when

Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
Listen, woman, me nah know about what you a think, gal
She just slip on me lap and slide it up
Me nah make no old woman come trip me up

How me ever explain ‘bout her friend Shirley
Gal, a bounce pon me bed like trampoline
I can’t blame intoxication
Never want kill nobody pon the road, come up
Ain't never gonna drink again
Flight lands at nine, now I eight thirty
I had sex with a girl I considered a friend
Ain't never gonna drink again
Baby mother pon the phone say she coming early
Every time she go sip she tipsy up
I ain't never gonna drink again
And I can't remember last night

Lipstick pon me pants and me shirt dirty

Again I can’t blame intoxication
Position ina saddle and ride it up
And a dive pon the pool like submarine
I ain't never gonna drink again

And I can't remember last night
Ain't never gonna drink again
Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
I ain't never gonna drink again
Feel like you put something in me drink, gal
I had sex with a girl I considered a friend
Ain't never gonna drink again
I can’t blame intoxication
Listen gal, me nah ina nah freaky stuff
I had sex with a girl I considered a friend
Listen, woman, me nah know about what you a think, gal

Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
‘Cause you got me head stuck ina the sink, gal
I can’t blame intoxication
I had sex with a girl I considered a friend

Feel like you put something in me drink, gal

And a shake up me hip like tambourine

I had sex with my woman’s best friend
I can’t blame intoxication
Bartender go slip and switch the cup
While popping adieus when the sun comes up

Again I can’t blame intoxication
Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
And I can't remember last night
Again I can’t blame intoxication
Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
I ain't never gonna drink again
I can’t blame intoxication
Whips and shakes, eh gal, how that come in?
‘Cause you got me head stuck ina the sink, gal

Can’t blame intoxication

Couldn't drink and drive so me sober up
Again I can’t blame intoxication

I had sex with my woman’s best friend
Gal a had me pon the bed and a tie me up
Buy me drinks all night and booze me up
Now you got me head stuck ina the sink, gal
Before I take a sip I'm gonna think of when
Wife in on my bed, all cozy up
She take three shots and it nah loose her up