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Doctor advises it's the communist problem
Cheated, cheated
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To change the truth until, it's worth money
It's a joke but it's not funny
Where drawing level means overtaking

Blurred photos of the latest plane crash
It's a joke but it's not that funny
We are oppressed into association
Sweeping the nation with a dance called the breadline
Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

You stare too long and your eyes go funny
[Incomprehensible]
Missed the point because you're too busy fakin' it
Cheated, cheated
Cheated, cheated
It's in our water and our education
Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby
Yes, I agree we're reading tissue paper

Cheated, cheated
It's a joke, but it's not that funny, cheated
Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies
Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

Young swimmers in these sun dialing times
Read about the victims crying all night
Change the truth until it's worth money
change the truth until it's worth money
Sweeping the nation with a dance called the breadline
Young swimmers in these sun dialing times
Cheated, cheated
Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies
I read about the victims crying all night

It's in our water and our education

We are oppressed into association
Girl, shivers as she hears the car door slam
Cheated, cheated
But we can talk about real things later
The stabbed lover and the furious bunny
Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby

TV guides you through uncomfortable questions
Cheated, cheated
Cheated, cheated

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Cheated, cheated

Cheated, cheated