See, I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write

Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite
Jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'In the states I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yenz

I'm well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite
So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive
I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya
I'll jump up and flex, make you think I'm Jane Fonda
Bread sticks, oh yes it's the books plus three
'Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on
Plus I zitz 'em, I zamz 'em, I grams em like Zorro
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them
I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laid back like Tito
I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder
I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle
Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children
I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims
John M.D., yeah, that's what folks tell me

Diggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka
So there, dear, uhum, you suit though

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, ho

I'm known like Geraldo, Shishi Karamba

Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, Abe Blitz and Tea
Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni
Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends
Jussumen that's on the mic
I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Amigo, se Vente, yes I can samba
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser
Jussumen that's on the mic
My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin
So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back Kotter
Jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five
A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie
I got it going on 'cause my crew is 'nuff hype
Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher

I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million
But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler that a Calvin
Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers
I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella Dorro

I'm not your Kurt Gowdie but I'm outtie, sianara
I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash
Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble
I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby
Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born
Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William
No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash
Jussumen that's on the mic
Yes I am, my gibitibibity bedroom will not end
And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo
'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me
I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons

Jussumen that's on the mic

Jussumen that's on the mic
To the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again
Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna
When I'm proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings
When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Arts
The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser
Like Cheeko, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so

I gave a crew cut to Sinead O'Conner