No line switch, two transform cuts with his lips
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Hear my jam with the funky piano
It's DJ Scratch, so girls fix your Kotex
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Good God, good God, good God, good God
EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label
No arrows on the record or marks or needle poppin'
And feeds up and down is extra weak

Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade

Prick, but please don't miss this
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Now I'ma step off while Scratch collects his dough
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Watch my DJ cut with his dick, yeah
The Ruler, not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix
I'ma step off and let Scratch collect dough
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

While you hear my jam with the funky piano
Here with the movement of his hands

Hear my jam with the funky piano
A brief description, yeah bust my DJ on the mix
Technique 1200 and watch Scratch train it
Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
He strictly cross fades club mixes every week
Here with the movement of his hands
Hear my jam with the funky piano

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects

Hear my jam with the funky piano
Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
With ten or more tricks, take flicks
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable
Slick ain't it? See your mom's fainted