Are you crazy? Well, I was holdin' me

"I thought you lived alone"
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even care
Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
Grabbed that ass and I fucked her
Sheiit, kick it-e
Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mill
Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
Something strange about the crib, I had to think
Left the bathroom, went back where I was
What you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?"
So we took him in and put him down with the hit squad
All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying?
"Are you certain?"
Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look stunned
Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin'
J to the A to the N to the E, yo P

Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more like

One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him
Got in my stance, don't lie

J to the A to the N to the E, yo P

J to the A to the N to the E, yo P

Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss
Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his tool
It was like rapunzel
Don't tell me, you went out like a sucker
Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss
Chill, took off that mustache
One hot summer day back around the way
His house was phat, full court in the back

A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay
Plus AZT, full house alarm system
Rapunzel? Down came his hair
Kay, I broke for the door
Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz"
My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on?
"I do"

Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor
Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like hard
Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker?
Titties popped out and there was ass everywhere
Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying?
Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke

I seen a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"

It's my ass, I better think fast real quick
Left the nine in the car, right next to the Jim Hat
I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee flick

There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain