We all said, “Man, what happened to you?
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
The more I drink, the more I drink

Why can't you just have a few?”

Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
He said, “I would if I could
And somebody hands me a shot
Now there ain't no in between
Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep
Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen

Hmm, that's what I'm talking about
Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Yeah, once I get on a roll

Start lookin' hot
A couple of cold ones
We were drinkin' and smokin'
And makin' him the butt of our jokes
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
And sweet talkin' some big brunette
But it's probably best that I don't”

Now there ain't no in between