We'd give you a part my love
But you'd have to play the fool
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
We're all alone on the stage tonight
You say we're fantastic
Unbelievable

Unbelievable
We've said them so many times
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself
Ooh yeah, you're amazing
We think you are really cool
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

When the actor reaches his death

He'll never make the screen

Time and time again, line and line again
We think you're incredible
Ooh yeah, you're amazing

We're all alone on the stage tonight
He's too busy hitting the vaseline
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath
Unbelievable
But still we don't head the bill
Unbelievable
He'll never make "The Sweeney", be that movie queen
We know all our lines so well, ah-ha