Come on over to my neighborhood
Little girl, we can go on a date
I'll jack you off
I only do it for a worthy cause
If I jack you off
Naked in the Cadillac
I'll jack you off

I'll jack you off
If you’re chicken, baby, come on here
I'll jack you off
I'll jack you off
You'll have an instant heart attack

And if you like

Jack you off
If your man ain't no good
I can't give you everything you want
And if we can't find no place to go
We can sit in the back
And if you're not hungry
You can jack me off, yeah, that's right
But I can take you to a restaurant
I'll jack you off

I'll jack you off

Sittin' in the back
And I'll jack you off
Jack you off
I'll jack you off
And I'll jack you off
Jack you off
Girl, I'll take you to a movie show
Jack you off
I'll jack you off
I'll jack you off

If you're tired of the masturbator

We gotta do it in your mama's car
Jack you off
As a matter of fact
We can jump in the sack
I'll jack you off
Jack you off

Jack you off
Jack you off

Good, I'll even let you steer

And I'll jack you off
Virginity or menopause
If you really wanna be a star