There's a crying bum, I need a road dog
Get someone a gift, show someone you care
Take me away for the holidays, dinner in a strait jacket turkey tray

Soaking up those tears comes just once a year
Where's St. Nicolas? Happy fuckin' year and Christmas carol's
You ain't gotta take it from the family plan
Where's Santa Claus? On my last drop in stuck eating crumbs
I look out my window, there's a shopping cart attached to it

And the kids who have been beat down with a stick
No gift, December 25th, no bottle's empty
A whore on the corner and a Grinch is a friend of every pimp
A make shift kid will be strong in the end
Buildings out side all covered in snow
Makin' a fire the heat is on

If ya can't get help, do it all for yourself