Also known as shower days

Is the last thing on my mind
Just feeling lousy
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
So why should I have to be clean?
I don't want to do it
So why should I have to be clean?
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
That's not the way I do it
My girlfriend tells me that
It doesn't make a difference to me

Also known as shower days
I hate them
I hate them
I'm supposed to take a shower

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Personal hygiene
It doesn't make a difference to me
Do it, do it
It's time to take a bath

Everyday I do the same old thing
Once every 24 hours
Do it, do it
Everyday I do the same old thing