Row, row, row your boat
'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking
Row, row, row your boat
While you're sailing the Nile
'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking
And sail your ship to shore

And sail your ship to shore
Flyin' by goes a stork
Oars back into the water
'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking
You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat
Row your boat to shore

Swiggin' a drink to the bottom
You won't be sailin', you'll be sinkin'
'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking
You're thinkin' of drinkin' on water
Row your boat to shore
Well I hope that you won't drink no more
Well I hope that you won't drink no more
Unless you cork the hole
Unless you cork the hole
You decide to bring your oars in now
Three and a half gallons
The label reads, 'Van Monchinghum'
Row your boat to shore

You think you'll sail on
But accidently knock out the cork
And not knowin' you're sinkin'
You take out a bottle of rum
You won't be sailin', you'll be sinkin'

You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat
But you can't, 'cause your boat contains

Unless you cork the hole
You won't be sailin', you'll be sinkin'
...
Unless you cork the hole
Row your boat to shore
You won't be sailin', you'll be sinkin'

No one to stop you on your way