Much more heavily than I'd originally planned
"He said she's easy
And my friends were like, "Whatever
I don't even have an opinion
You'll find someone better
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice

That we could get on, that we should get on
'Cause I wanted to impress
And I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat
It was well embarrassing
Oh, I wish I could tell you face to face

Down in the park with Michael"
I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy
And we never even liked him from the start
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy
I don't ever dream about you and me
So, I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
So, I went to that party
Saturday night, I watched Channel 5
On that tramp that you are still seeing
Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night
And I don't usually notice people's eyes but
Then he ain't worth your time
Strutting through each room trying to find you
And when I saw you kissing that girl

And when I tried to speak, I stuttered

But asking for your telephone number

Seems highly inappropriate
That thinks we might get on
But I carried on regardless
I just think that we'd get on
But yeah, I just think that we might get on
Seeing as I can't, you don't say hi and you walk by
And I heard she done some really nasty stuff
'Cause I was so nervous
But I was walking along and I bumped into you

I don't ever make up stuff about us
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
But I wasn't sure if I looked my best
That would because that's insanity
Instead of singing this stupid song
To see if you're in

I don't ever drive by your house
I particularly liked CSI
I don't know your face of by heart

His eyes are way to close together
And now he's with that tart
But I must admit that there's still a part of me
Everyone, they're kind of arty
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
I don't know your timetable
And I was wearing this dress
'Cause you deserve a real nice guy"