But when I start to speak they run for miles
I wasn't very conversational
I can't quite catch
There's something indescribable
Then draw a curtain on this scene
Let me tell you about her
There's something indescribable
Friends look at me these days with fond surprise
Let me tell you about her
And gentlemen don't speak of them
Then draw a curtain on this scene
Hush now, I've said too much
Too intimate to spill
I can't quite catch
Except to say that, "You're sensational"
Let me tell you about her
Some things are too personal
Friends now regard me with indulgent smiles
I shan't reveal
Hush now, I've said too much

And this one never will
Let me tell you about her
The way that she makes me feel
The way that she makes me feel

But when I start to speak they roll their eyes

I shan't reveal