Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby
This little hook went to Holland. This little hook went to France
Uuh
Oh yes
And to the republic for which it stands
Morris
What's my name?
If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can
Uhmm
Ah ga ga ga ga
And lover, straddle my brass and we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
Too sexy
Never mind. What time is it?
Uhmm

Uuh, uh, uhh
OK I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. If that's what gets you off
I don't care, baby. Whatever gets you off?
This little hook went to London. And this little hook went to

Yeah baby
I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though
Need I say more, baby?
And honey, I'd be so sad, if you didn't break down and let me in
Darlin', I want you so bad. I can almost taste the smell of your skin
You got to be kidding. I guess you're not
I know that's right
Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby
You better let me in, baby. Don't you know
Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off
Why not?

Take it off

Oh Lord! You're just too sexy
That's a pretty blouse
Come on baby, Morris is listening
I wanna get you off, baby
Morris?
Oh Morris, what's my
Oh, Morris
Talk to me, talk to me
Thank you
You know, like you used to do in school
What's my name?
Do you wanna straddle my brass?
What do you mean?
It's baby, ain't it?
No, come on baby, what's my real name?
M Mo Mor Morris

Is that better?
If the kid can't make you come, nobody

Am I gettin' through, baby?
Ain't nobody bad like me?
Titty time

Yes! Oh baby, you're just too sexy
If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can