My momma would be so ashamed
My momma would be so ashamed
And I don't even know his last name
Today I woke up thinkin' ‘bout Elvis somewhere in Vegas, I'm not sure
And I don't even know my last name

Last night I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby
And I don't even know his last name
And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
They say what happens here stays here, all of this'll disappear

I don't even know my last name
It started off, "Hey cutie, where are you from?"
And I had no clue what I was gettin’ into so I blame it on the Cuervo
Oh, what have I done? I don't even know my last name
And I don't even know his last name, here we go!
His Pinto is sittin’ there in the parkin’ lot when it should’ve been a warnin’
And I don't even know my last name, oh yeah
And I don't even know my last name
It started off, "Hey cutie, where are you from?"
My momma would be so ashamed

And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"

And I don't even know his last name
It started off, "Hey cutie, where are you from?"

And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
When it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"
It started off, "Hey cutie, where are you from?"
Outta nowhere, I gotta go, I take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road
It's just one little problem
Oh, where did my manners go?

And he left the club about around 3 o'clock in the mornin’
What have I done? What have I done? What have I done?
How I got here or how this ring on my left hand just appeared
And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?"