Where funny people can have fun
We'll creep into our little shell
With a wishing well
And we will thank the small hotel together
Complete for us to share together

You can see a distant steeple

It could be oh so gay, Junior
Not a sign of people
Looking through the window
There's a bridal suite

Who wants people?

One, two, three, four
There's a small hotel
We'll thank the small hotel
When the steeple bell says, 'Goodnight, sleep well'
One room bright and neat
That's where we two will go, darling

I wish that we were there together
A certain place I know, Frankie
You need a laugh or two
Before you can count up