Fly, fly you away

At my video shop
From all of the depression in your head
And everyone who walks in through that door
Let me fly, fly you away
To relieve your situation
(At the video shop)

I was sitting by the telly with my brother, Kenny
Now all of my brothers are looking around
And if you've got a fantasy

I've taped them off the telly so you shouldn't complain

I've got a bank loan and I've opened up my very own
Make you smile and take your blues away, oh
Let me fly, fly you away
A second hand copy of Psycho
I can fly, fly you away
I can fly, fly you away
I can help you through that lonely night
Video shop
'Cause everybody knows almost anything goes
At my video shop

One fifty a day and I'll fly, fly you away
And all of my brothers are customers now
Let me fly you away

But nobody ever complains
If you want to escape, I can rent you a tape

From my video shop
I've got a bootleg version of Citizen Kane

And if you feel like a change, well it can all be arranged

At my video shop
(At the video shop)

It's nothing to pay to fly far, far, far away
Caused by all the living in the red
Comedy and tragedy are all sitting on my shelf
Let me fly, fly you away

I've got Technicolor, black and white
And there's no guarantee you'll get your money back again
Has got something that they're looking for
Oh, at the video shop
I can guide you through those empty days
At my video shop
(At my video shop)
At my video shop

(At the video shop)
At my video shop
At my video shop
My video shop

We all play video games
At my video shop

For a small rental fee

(At the video shop)
If you feel a bit low, I got a good peep show
If they're bored and they feel like a change
Another factory's been knocked down
Video shop

I do sales, rentals, even a swoop
At my video shop
(At the video shop)
(Oh, at the video shop)
While all of my brothers are sitting at home
At my video shop
For alternative occupation
You can set yourself free

I can see it in the eyes of all the lonely wives
I can fly, fly you away

When suddenly the penny dropped
Oh, at the video shop