They call me the midnight surfer
They're planning their next sit in
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Still I'm a circus boy
It's the kind the junkies use
Is the never answered question

He's singing songs from Oklahoma

That the old fan dancer cleans
Written on the bathroom walls
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
With a monkeys on their backs
And written on the bathroom walls
It's the bell that never rings
I saw the ad from Calvin Klein
Straight edged boy is cooking
Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
He is the star of the neighborhood
Watching too much TV

Am I The Great Wallenda
It's made somewhere in Thailand

That the old fan dancer cleans
That only I will sing
And hip-hop rappers and DJ's
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
I'm holding out for yellow
Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
That everyone forgot
Pop stars, lawyers and thieves
And written on the bathroom walls
And things that you wouldn't believe
Is the never answered question
When Animals Attack
And I still write the songs
Someone stole a ferris wheel

At 8 p.m. on Channel 2
From Fargo yesterday
His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good
'Cause I love to watch the channels turn
Well, I have no sense of who I am
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
Is the never answered question
When will I ever learn?

There's a lot of guys that I once knew
The old fan dancer cleans
Airbags in my shoes
Written on the bathroom walls
Someone's selling the rainbow, yeah

And no one's taking the rap

Or who that I am not
Tofu for his friends
Something has gone wrong
That the old fan dancer cleans
They're taking up croquet
Is the never answered question

A singing dog named Peewee
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
For the animals have friends